Knock-knock
A new contributor, Jonathan Caws-Elwitt (look for his work soon in the pages of VERBATIM), sent me this wonderful knock-knock joke today.
Check out Jonathan's other humor writing here.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Objective case.
Objective case who?
No, objective case *whom*.
Check out Jonathan's other humor writing here.
posted by Erin at 5:12 AM
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See also Matthew Baldwin's (aka Defective Yeti's) grammar-based humor (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000501.html):
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A sentence was at a job interview, and the interviewer said "we're starting a new paragraph and we have an opening for an unambiguous, declarative sentence. Do you fit that criteria?"
"Well," replied the sentence, "I'm pretty sure that I am probably the sort of sentence you may be looking for."
And the interviewer said "Sorry, but I'm afraid you are over-qualified."
Shoot - I might resubscribe for this guy.
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